Peekaboo!

Hiya!

Where have I been hiding? Oh, nowheres special, friends. Just behind this ONCE LIVING ANIMAL'S fur, that's all. Not to mention my own beard, which is threatening to eat my face.



Grooming becomes that much more difficult as I grow older... sigh.

Seriously though peoples. Aside from blazing wild trails across the wilds of this great country, cooking lots of hot, brown food and weaving a variety of baskets, I have been up to absofuckinglutely nuthing. But look at them thar purty baskets.



Wellllll, now that's not entirely true. Let me tell my story with pictures:













That's right, guys. It's been all about alien abductions and barbecue. What can I say? Fucking September, right?

A Bone to Pick

Dear Turner Classic Movie Channel,

I was curious to see in your film schedule that you have chosen to add 'My Giant' to your film rotation. I am a fan of film in its many guises, and YET I find it odd- to say the least- that you have deemed 'My Giant' a cinema classic.

One would naturally expect older films, and maybe a 'new classic' here or there, but by what mad stretch of the imagination does 'MY GIANT' fit into either category? Was it a nod of the head to Billy Crystal's long career? If so, surely a 'City Slickers', 'When Harry Met Sally' or even 'Throw Mamma From the Train' would fit the bill for Pete's sake!

Or perhaps it was a warm welcome to Gheorghe Muresan- a 'we wish you well in your acting endeavours' type of thing? Well, TCM- I can only say, well fucking DONE. You really picked a winner.

I await your response.

Sincerely yours,

Baffled in London

Celebs!

DUDES!

One of the guys who was in Weekend at Bernie's (alas, not Bernie himself) is filimg a movie in the park by my work! Not Anderw McCarthy- the other guy! Also known as Jonathan Silverman.

While they are off somwehere I may leave a cryptic 'I know what you did last summer' esque note referencing something in Weekend at Bernie's... but WHAT?

Any suggestions?