Paying it Forward

Sweaters for chickens, y'all:






Muthafunking CHICKENZZZZZZ.

Does it get better? Of effing course it does, fools:



Oh my gawd, I am so plotzing right now. PLOTZING, people. Tiny little rabbit sweater. It's like a merciful god has heard my feverish nighttime prayers at LAST and- what? What's that, merciful benefactor?




DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Seriously? Pig in tiger's clothing? Can life be this sweet? I feel my heart swelling like the chipmunk cheeks of deathmask-like John McCain:




Whatcha got in there, John? Some fuel for the winter months, I hope! It's gonna be a long one.