Bold Face Names

Well Ladies, we knew it would happen, and it has: Niall MacKenzie is off the market. He has been spotted canoodling with a certain Irish lass. Well, that may or may not be true. I myself have never spotted Niall canoodling, which is for the best, as I would probably blush and be really awkward. Anyway, he is off the market like a pound of ground round one week after mad cow disease hit the news!

Ha! How do you like that, Niall? Maybe now that he has found a lady he will not read my blog anymore. My readership is shrinking... shrinking like the price of chicken after Bird Flu hit the news. See a pattern here?