Bonjour

Happy New Year, bitches.



C'est moi, Sam Neill! And my flaptastic flying conflaption! Climb aboard. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzz!

Just kidding, y'all. It's still me, same old same old.

But innnywayz, the New Year brings a new day, and best of alllll... HOLIDAY PIX!

No fear, though. I have chosen the Top Three for your viewing pleasure. No more, no less. PEEP IT:








Nuff said. What is this, a casting call for fucking WATERSHIP DOWN????? Yuk yuk yuk!!!!!

Only downside? We effing slogged across the city to have a booze and amphetamine-fueled seance by Jim Morrison's grave (um at least that's what I- and the jester hat wearing Italian tourists- were planning, not sure about Elnie and Daniel...) and the shit was CLOSED!!!!!!!!

BALLS!