Hang in there!

Hey folks!



I know, dudes. Long time no see. I do have excuses, but most of them are bullshit. The only one that really rings true is moving house, which is excellent in every way except sometimes when sitting on my couch I LOCK EYES with someone on the upper deck of a passing bus. It's awkward to say the least.

Speaking of awkward:



Holy catwings, Batman! How fucked up is that? REEAAALLLLY fucked up, right?

Deal with it. I'm not here to fucking molly coddle you bastards. I'm here to tell the TRUTH, to tell it like it is. And it is all about abnormal growths on the backs of Chinese cats, so take a fucking breath and dive in.

BOO YAH!