Puft

Toooot to toooo! That is a little trumpet that heralds a new day: I did NOT wake up this morning in a cold sweat, dreading the day ahead! Huzzah! How happy go fucking lucky am I, peeps! Amazing! But have no fear. Evil still lurks beneath... par exemple, my brilliant plan for a NEW website featuring atrocious grammar, a sense of irreverence and a flair for the inane. MONEY in the bank, peeps:



i can haz dirty orgy wiv stay-puft marshmallow man?

Right? RIGHT? Original, fun, *quirky*, I mean, WHO could have thought of something so fucking brilllllsters?

What? Oh. Shitfire. Bested at my own game by a bunch of fucking CATS.

This ain't OVAH.