Hey!

Happy Valentine's Day, people.
In honor of this day of love, I will post two of the best poems ever written. They both happen to be written by the same poet:

John Lillison, England's Greatest One-Armed Poet, as read by Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr in The Man With Two Brains:

"In Dillman's Grove"

In Dillman's Grove, our love did die,
And now in ground shall ever lie.
None could e'er replace her visage,
Until your face brought thoughts of kissage.


"Pointy Birds"
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.

Phew! I'm spent. Time to kick back. The boss is away today, so it's smoooooth sailing.




Peace out.