Some more stuff about me

1) I hate children. They make me feel like this wise pig:



So knowing, yet so ugly and inappropriately dressed.

2) I FINALLY just went ahead and applied for my pilot's license. It's in the post as we speak. For now I just use this dog to get around. It's not perfect, but it gets me from a to b.



3) I baked you this cake.



Okay. I need to shake this off. I need a shock to the system, something that will make children cry, old women blush, old men choke on their soup:





Shirtless Schwimmer, visually sterilizing women the world over.