How sweet it is...

Does it get any better? An El Ca-fucking-mino with a couch in back.
If I had a moustache, dirty sideburns, porn star shades and a pack of cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve of my tight, white t-shirt, that car would be mine. However, if I ever did wake up to find myself thus transformed I would actually be rocking back and forth in the corner shrieking, while Daniel vomited all over our house.
Ew, anyway. The car is pretty amazing, but that whole scenario I just described makes me throw up in my mouth.


4 Comments:
Swallow! SWALLOW!!
3:49 PM
Instead of causing all that heartache and vomiting, you could just be the girl in the highwaisted polyester shorts, knee-socks and frosted lip gloss who rides around in the back with your rebellious, slutty friend, whose boyfriend is the sketchy one you described. Don't forget to smack that gum.
6:38 PM
I know what you like about these High School guys...
7:10 PM
Watch the leeeeaaaaaaather.
10:22 PM
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