Would you be my friend if I...
... grew sideburns?
... had a crew cut?
... wore vests a la Brenda on the early years of 90210?
... set fire to seeing-eye dogs?
... had an orange for a head?
... used bald men's heads as mirrors?
If you answered 'yes' to any of the above, I don't want to be YOUR friend. Ha HA, flipped the script on your ass! KING ME!
posted by sarah at 9:37 AM
3 Comments:
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I think that about sums it up. And I'm afraid you don't get to choose to be my friend. Once that hellish agreement has been made there is no going back...
6:17 PM
Any emulation of Brenda Walsh is okay in my book. And an orange head would leave the air around you smelling fresh and citrus-y. I'm leaving the rest of those alone.
8:41 PM
What do you mean "if"?
9:30 PM
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